I found this bit to nicely sum up the ridiculousness of undecided voters...
By David Sedaris (from newyorker.com):
I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
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Hahah. That is exactly how Mat feels. He's been so perplexed by "Undecided" voters this year.
Sedaris put it perfectly, and really if someone can't make up their mind after 20 months they should probably do everyone a favor and stay home today.
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