RIPTIDE

There's a lot of banter that goes back and forth at the Rishi office but when the banter is formalized into an email, it's like the best thing ever.

Todd,

It has come to my attention that the grey tone in your hat stripes does not match the colors of your shirt. This is unacceptable. In the future, please refrain from “using your own judgment” and pairing wardrobe ideas to create “avant garde” fashion statements which are greatly offensive to my eyes, my tasteful clothing requirements, Rishi et al, and freedom for all men and women here in the great U. S. of A. In short, you are a fashion terrorist and we do not stand for terrorists.

Consider this a warning. There will not be another.

Thank you and best regards,

Angela