speculating...2010

It seems the chief concern amongst people this year is whether the novelty sunglasses industry will survive without that zero. Some hypothesize the missing zero will be balanced by a star, thus moving the 1 into the middle of the eyes. Some suggest the 1 will be large enough for an eye to peep through, others speculate the whole phenomenon will collapse and sieze to exist in 2010. I guess we'll have to wait another 363 days to find out what douchebags around the world will wear when ringing in the New Year.